raisin bran crunch has all the necessary nutrients for great coochie

My nan eats that 😧

Guess what your nan has

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

Darren Criss’s career is so fucking funny because he got his start as a dumb college kid writing and starring in a Harry Potter musical parody that went viral and then he was on Glee for a while and now he’s got a Golden Globe for playing a serial killer

TIL bank robber Jesse James once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collector to give her back the money.

via reddit.com

a shocking number of old-school american outlaws were intensely community-minded, and their reputations at the time were often very positive among the people. a big part of the reason their legacies are so negative is because the government was able to control the narrative after they died, focusing on the fact that the things they did were illegal, rather than on what they actually did.

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

why is it so true

some of you have never been forced to reside beneath the opera house because of your accursed ugliness and it shows

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan

Meme Island

other

Somebody do an updated rendition

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself